
Christine Woods.
I Wanna Be Bad | Willa Ford
AND THE HITS KEEP ON COMIN’
Regular Liz: Hey, buddy. Your hair looks nice.
Performer Liz: Don’t try those tricks on me.
Regular Liz: OK, I know that it’s been a hard day…
Performer Liz: I could have had it all but you had to ruin it with your thinking.
Regular Liz: Come on… (singing) You’re a star, you’re on top. Somebody bring you some ham!
Performer Liz: You should kill yourself.
- 30 Rock. 4x07 Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
i love that Performer Liz’s voice sounds like a combo of Batman (The Dark Knight style) and a possessed Emily Rose.
the national - apartment story
tired and wired we ruin too easy. sleep in our clothes and wait for winter to leave. but i’ll be with you behind the couch when they come on a different day just like this one. we’ll stay inside ‘til somebody finds us, do whatever the tv tells us. stay inside our rosy-minded fuzz. so worry not, all things are well. we’ll be alright.

janis: umm that’s all great, but i need something a little more basic. i’m actually going to be doing this thing alone, and the whole penis thing is kind of a problem for me, ‘cause i don’t like them…
bryce: ah, you’re gay.
janis: i’m super gay.
bryce: super gay.
janis: yeah.
i also really just wanted to put this message to christine out into the universe again.
after 10 episodes you’d think that i’d stop expecting to hear her accent and then acting surprised when it’s not there, but no dice. That’s definitely fine though, because I much prefer Christine Woods (aka Agent Janis Hawk) anyway… it must be the dark hair and freckles… and gayness.

thiswontlastlong:(via byebyebutts)
this is important you guys
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holy crap. awesome.